Post-Modernism

Created around the late 1960s, Post-modernism (also rendered as Postmodernism) was a CIA conspiracy to destroy the USSR through the systematic indoctrination of literature students around the globe. It was named after its founder Post Malone (anglicised as Post Modern) who went on to collaborate with Jacques Derrida and the US Central Intelligence Agency for the purposes of destroying all notions of Truth, Justice, and Communism worldwide. It is single-handedly responsible for the widespread death of Western leftism.

Origins and Development
In the summer of 1959, the struggling philosopher and part-time rapper Post Malone was faced with adversity in his academic career after realising he could not read. However, this setback caused him to be struck with inspiration, and he set forth attempting to prove that words don't actually mean anything and reading is impossible.

Intrigued by his efforts, the bourgeoisie sent their actors in the CIA to recruit Malone and weaponise him for the eventual purposes of destroying the Left. Along with his on-again/off-again lover Jacques Derrida, he founded Post-Modernism and swiftly took control of literary departments in universities around the globe, ordering a systematic burning of Das Kapital copies everywhere on the basis that Marx wasn't actually real. This led to the collapse of the western left and the Soviet Union, thus cementing Post-Modernism's power in the west.

Today, post-modernists around the world such as Jaden Smith and the AusSoc user Egoist Taoist continue to brainwash millennials into believing that truth is relative and poorness is only a choice. Despite its cultural dominance, however, post-modernism is attacked on all sides of the political spectrum by esteemed intellectuals such as Jason Unruhe and Jordan Peterson.

Trotskyite Opposition
Main Article: The Battle for the Grand Narrative

Sensing the imminent encroachment of post-modernist influence on the Australian left, the messianic SAlt figure Bsharri publicly declared his complete opposition to post-modernism and its truth-hating disciples in 2017. He then issued an official statement on post-modernism from his discord bastion of AusSoc, describing it as "shit" and "terrible". "'I believe in history. Things happened. QED.' - excerpt from 'Toward A Trotskyist Critique of Post-Modernism' (Bsharri, 2017)"