Cougar Bourbon

The Cougar Bourbon is a Lovecratian Entity that inhabits Tasmania. While shrouded in mystery, it is said Cougar has a connection to Australian Labor Party roleplay on Runescape servers, and may be summouned by reaching level 99 woodcutting and saying "a fair go" three times.

Known Sightings
Cougar Bourbon first became known to AusSoc when popular YouTube star CyanLime spoke of the ALP Runescape Clan. Sensing this, Cougar appeared before known hack Khaver. Khaver obeyed Cougar by posting a picture of his visage in AusSoc, allowing him to infiltrate the community and gain eternal life in the Canon.