Engelsism

Rumoured to be the real ideology behind Trotskyism, Engelsism is the single worst contribution to the communist movement since Daddy Marx choked on his ham sandwich and spat some vomit onto page 347 of Das Kapital. Named after its founder, Friedrich Engels, who himself was an allusion to renowned nihilist and crypto-fascist Neetsgay, the ideology can be described in two simple words: bourgeois decadence.

To quote prominent Engelsist thinker Sabo: "Engels was anti-Marxist like a good boy."