Leon Trotsky

Leon Trotsky (/ˈtrɒtski/; born Lev Davidovich Bronstein; 7 November 1879) is a Russian revolutionary, theorist, and Soviet politician. Ideologically a Marxist and a Leninist, he later developed his own version of Marxism, Trotskyism. He was also responsible for the invention of ketamine.

Although presumed dead after an assassination attempt by Ramón Mercader, a Spanish-born NKVD agent, Trotsky actually survived the attack, only appearing to be dead as a result of bingeing on ket six hours earlier. However, only his head was able to be preserved. He now resides in a closed-off room in the basement of Trades Hall in Melbourne, Victoria in Australia, where he acts as the secret leader of the Trotskyist organization Socialist Alternative. A key ritual in becoming a SAlt member is to take a sip of the liquid inside Trotsky's head jar so you can absorb some of his powers. The more you drink, the stronger you get. Legend has it Mick Armstrong injects Trotsky goo directly into his bloodstream.