Refugee Crisis of 2018

Shortly after the election of Lautaro to head mod there was a temporary shut down of the server. For a few moments Lautaro thought he had accidentally deleted the server. It came apparent that it was a temporary shut down. The server quickly moved into action creating a new server named "shrubistherussianhacker." Shrub being the only admin who wasn't around was instantly under suspicion as a Russian Sleeper agent. In an attempt to find refuge in this time of deep stress the community headed over to the 5th column discord server "oceanic communism." The 5th column allowed entry to some users while putting certain users like Head Admin Lautaro (praise be to him) in a archipelago gulag named Manus. We were denied refuge and deported from oceanic communism. In an attempt to find refuge we entered the demonic lands of lefty pol and joined Bat'ko's server. We were given asylum in the lands of lefty pol but were greeted with a local population of barbarians who were unhappy that they were being disturbed by fleeing foreigners. In an attempt to culturally enrich the inhabitants an attempt was made to politically engage with the barbarians. All attempts failed miserably. Thankfully the server then came back to life.