Bomber Jackets

Just don't. Seriously. Don't do it. I know, I know. Maybe you decided to browse r/MaleFashionAdvice on incognito mode out of an embarassed sense of curiosity, and actually believed Kekistani_Weed_1488 when they claimed that bomber jackets were "totally making a comeback". Maybe you saw one in the new H&M that just opened in your neighbourhood and the thought of cheap, shitty clothes manufactured with slave labour was too appealing to resist. Perhaps you spotted one on a ludicrously attractive fashion model and mistakenly thought yourself attractive enough as well to pull off a bomber jacket (you can't, just don't). But I'm telling you right now: don't do it. You will regret it completely. If not you, your friends and family around you surely will. This is assuming you have either who remain in regular contact with you; if not, you more than likely already own a bomber jacket. Come to think of it, didn't they start breaking off contact around the same time that you bought that thing...? Oh shit. Time to put two and two together.

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