Socialist Alternative

Socialist Alternative is a criminal syndicate and reputed cult based in Australia that produces and distributes newspapers and ketamine. It also functions as a Trotskyist organization, and is the largest and most powerful left-wing force in the country.

Folk Tales and Speculation
Outsider information about this elusive organisation is limited. Below is the compiled testimony of citizens and alleged ex-members who claim to have had contact with the group:"'Heres some truths about SAlt; They worship the disembodied eldritch god named 'Trotsky'; They only allow you to join if you drink the blood of a Tankie; They constantly murder anyone who isn't a Trot.They drink the blood of the rich to remain young. These are truths. Do not refute them.' - Liam 'the bear' Leidof.""'Salt is a cult. One of the members at my uni tried to get me to worship shub Niggurath, the she-goat of the black Forrest to bring about world revolution. Luckily I'm a child of god so I said no thanks and went home to pray to jesus.' - Sabocat.''""'I once woke up in the middle of the night in a shack in the middle of a moor, there were 3 hooded people tied up, kneeling on the floor. A woman in black clothes and a hood told me to sell a newspaper to the correct one. I sold it to all three. I was then initiated into SAlt and woke up back in my bed.' - Shrub.""'SAlt say that they're inclusive of multiple tendencies but what they mean is orthotrots and cliffites.' - Khaver.""'I like SAlt.' - Leaferino.''"